What's a dark, dreamy hero with stunted social skills without a diminuitive, slightly fey sidekick sporting asymetric blonde swoopy bangs? We don't know. What we do know is that without the sunny object of man love Darcy - and Rudolph- wouldn't be appreciated as the emo hunks of burning mope that they really are. So here's a little shout out to the man behind the mope---keep doing what you do and rock those swoopy bangs!
Darcy needs him a swoopy-banged man because when at a dance. He acts like THIS:
Advice from Babes: FWD when you're at a ball, and you can't recommend yourself to strangers, and you are in no humor to give consequence to ladies who've been slighted by other men...don't just stand there in what your swoopy-banged compadre would call "this stupid manner." he's right: we'd much better have you dance. So give Hermey- we mean Bingley- a break. Do what the nice men in this video tell you.
I'll be waiting.
