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Stand by your man....

What's a dark, dreamy hero with stunted social skills without a diminuitive, slightly fey sidekick sporting asymetric blonde swoopy bangs? We don't know. What we do know is that without the sunny object of man love Darcy - and Rudolph- wouldn't be appreciated as the emo hunks of burning mope that they really are. So here's a little shout out to the man behind the mope---keep doing what you do and rock those swoopy bangs!

Darcy needs him a swoopy-banged man because when at a dance. He acts like THIS:


Advice from Babes: FWD when you're at a ball, and you can't recommend yourself to strangers, and you are in no humor to give consequence to ladies who've been slighted by other men...don't just stand there in what your swoopy-banged compadre would call "this stupid manner."  he's right: we'd much better have you dance.  So give Hermey- we mean Bingley- a break. Do what the nice men in this video tell you.

I'll be waiting.

Merry Christmas All

Darcy v. Hipsters

Gentle readers, I submit for your consideration a short list of things that hipster fashion has tried to replicate, but that fail miserably to make today’s men as delicious as Darcy.

Skinny Pants

Darcy: Darcy’s thighs are like Christmas hams. Delicious Christmas hams. (Or large, holiday-appropriate kosher meat products of your choosing.) I’ll bet he could scissor a hippo in half with those suckers. And his calves? Don’t get me started. In short, skinny pants only serve to accentuate his manliness.

Hipster: Sticks in a tube. That’s what your legs look like. Knobby little sticks in a tube. Ugh. And why are you wearing them sagged? You look like an old man in long johns.

Popped Collars

Darcy: Behold the way the upright collar frames and enhances the sinews of his masculine neck! Mind you, the only reason his collar works is because it’s designed that way. It’s not like it came folded down and he popped it up in an effort to…what, make himself look bigger so he can scare away other men trying to vie for a woman’s attention?

Hipster: No, seriously. Put your collar down. Trust me, it looks stupid. Put it down, or it’s not the only thing around here that’s going to get popped. I’m not kidding.

Longish, Tousled Hair

Darcy: The tousling makes one want to smooth his curly locks. With one’s fingers. Just run them through a little bit to… hold still, now. There. Um, as long as I’m over here with my hands in your hair, you wanna make out or something? Hey, me too!

Hipster: Let’s talk about that thing you’re doing to your head. It’s an insult to both of us. I can’t determine your gender without seeing you naked, and I’m about 99% sure it’s not worth the effort (see also: skinny pants).

No offense to fashion designers trying to make a buck off of impressionable youth, but you just can't improve upon perfection. Or try to replicate it in a totally different era. The Babes in Pemberly Woods want to know: In what other ways was the Fashion of Darcy superior to comparable "modern" styles?

Maureen Dowd gets it....Obama v. Darcy

Maureen Dowd gets it.

DARCY NIPPLE VIEW!

Colin Firth hasn't given Gwyn Cready a cover blurb yet---but I will. Seducing Mr. Darcy is hot, adorable, and irresistable. Rip it's wet, white shirt off and have your way with it by the pond out front of Pemberly.

Reminds us a bit of Thursday Next's plotline---which we've loved for years. But is still a great read!
Take a peek: see how Flip meets Darcy. Then go out and buy the book!

To Elizabeth it appeared, that had her family made an agreement to expose themselves as much as they could during the evening,

Less a DarcyWar and more a public service announcement: Gentlemen, if you're lucky enough to win Elizabeth's heart and waltz her down the aisle.....don't muck it up!

Enquiring minds want to remind you.