To Elizabeth it appeared, that had her family made an agreement to expose themselves as much as they could during the evening,

Less a DarcyWar and more a public service announcement: Gentlemen, if you're lucky enough to win Elizabeth's heart and waltz her down the aisle.....don't muck it up!

Enquiring minds want to remind you.

Darcy V. Darth THE MUSICAL!

Mamma Mia

Friends---my most recent ETSY.COM purchase. Front and back. LUZ!
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True story folks. The other day I woke up and in the haze between sleep and wakefulness experienced the delicious feeling of being in love. "Hmmm" I thought, " I don't remember falling in love....that's funny." Then I remembered. I saw Mamma Mia the night before and was still basking in the delight.

This blogger's best nightmare is a Firth (complete with wet white shirt) / Brosnan sammich---and readers, she got one in Mamma Mia. AND AND AND, Merryl is amazing. Now, the movie's a train wreck, it's true. The plot is ridiculous---but the movie is like a summer fling. Love it and roll that way.

Darcy V. Obama

Now that Clinton's out of the way the only thing Obama has to worry about is DD (darling Darcy). Darcy's oratory is minimal and veiled. He dreams of doing things, but is too restrained to do them. Obama on the other hand peels off oratory that melts not just the heart of the favoured Bennet girl, but of the entire new world- and parts of Europe. Hell the SF gate's got a man-crush on him so hard they're referring to him as a lightworker

Enlightened, probably. But what lights up my heart like Darcy. Damn near nuttin.

In a talk dirty to me world, Obama's got the goods. But if we want to really rock out with our caucus out we can't overlook the power of the strong silent. So----tall, dark and yummy or strong and slient.

This Obama-girl is tormented by the choice.
Can we decide?
Yes We CAN!


Darcy: I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Obama: We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics who will only grow louder and more dissonant in the weeks to come. We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.

Bad Boys Face Off: Darcy vs. Darth

It's a fact that's been proven in movie after angsty teen movie: Nice guys finish last. Ladies love bad boys! So break out your hairspray, struggle into some leather pants, and see if you can get your dangly skull earring back into that piercing you let grow over when you graduated college. It's time for the dark side of DarcyWars.

Oh that's right. She done did it. This face-off is between Darcy and the masked man to end all masked men: Darth Vader.

As with all posts, I leave it to you, Gentle Reader, to judge. I present only closing arguments for each contender. This time in poem form!

The Reigning Champion (a haiku)

Willow tree in bloom
Irresistible Darcy
Break me off a piece

Darth Vader!

D is for dastardly, devilish, and dire.
A is for arson--he'll set you on fire!
R is for ruthless, a trait I find scrumps.
T is for drinking. I've got your two lumps. ;)
H is for hellish; I do like 'em bad.
Now for his last name, which I wish I had:
V is for voicebox; his gives me this shivers.
A is for arms, where enfolded I'd quiver.
D is for DUCK! Is he choking or squeezing? (With Vader, I'd guess either one would be pleasing.)
E is for ebon, in which he is dressed.
R is for ruv. Because I ruv him best.

What's the vote, people? Dark side or Darcy?

Ps: You can try to resist Darth Vader. But if you do, he will choke you. With his mind.

DUDES VS DARCY

EARL of Darcy

The menfolk weigh in re: Darcy V. Donahue
This post was just too great not to share:

If I'm being honest with you, which I am, and if I am speaking as an uberheterosexual male who's adored women to a palpably (get me?) painful degree since first laying immature eyes on Dagmar's twin torpedoes of mass destruction, which once again I am, then I must cast my vote with Darcy on the basis of Colin Firth's being among the half dozen men I'd date, the aforesaid notwithstanding. I admire Donahue, make no mistake. But for me, he's just not dating material, dawg.